me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
"Children should be seen and not heard."
And that’s why your now-adult children don’t know how to communicate with you or other people, how to put their best foot forward to make moves in this world, without having a moment of greater self-doubt and uncertainty in their words and hearts.
if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet
…when you see one of your besties in heels and have one of the WORST cases of boner confusion since the last time you had bone confusion.
when someone you hate is having a bad day
Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma